#incorrect mcu texts

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[youbutstupid]

*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*

Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*

Thunderbolts:….

Yelena: that is so uncool

Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-

Enemy: ??

John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?

Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?

Ava: apologise.

Enemy: what….

Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect

Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….

Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool

*Fight resumes*

[marvelsgirl616]

[spideyswede]

Daredevil: Born Again vs. The Internet

Most photos are from cap-that.com

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[jadedgravity]

Thunderbolts text posts Pt. 1

[giodoodless]

[malpractisnt]

Marvel x text posts I made instead of doing whatever you should be doing after making a house md x text posts post.

[starktonyx]

Texting the thunderbolts “I want a baby”

Yelena:

Bucky:

John:

Bob:

Ava:

Alexei:

Bonus

Valentina:

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: Okay, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Bob's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out.

[rexasaurus1]

I have no excuses for making this one.

[traveller-of-the-knight]

[youbutstupid]

Sambucky divorce isn't real and they confuse the others by being weirdly chill with eachother outside of the drama happening around the avengers

Bucky: what's happening with you rn?

Sam: nothing, oh I'm taking you to court though

Bucky: oh that's not good, can you like not do that please?

Sam: no

Bucky: hmph. Okay well that means you're gonna be in New York right?

Sam: unless they bring you guys to DC?

Bucky: well wherever it is, wanna grab lunch when the trial is over?

Sam: sure, loser of the case has to cover the bill <3 can I bring my guys along?

Bucky: fine, can I bring mine?

Sam: no, your guys deeply unsettle me

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Joaquin: I’m so confused are they fighting?

Yelena: I don’t even know anymore to be honest

[marvelsgirl616]

[spideyswede]

Thunderbolts* vs. The Internet: IV

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